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(2024-05-03, 09:30 PM)TTTT Wrote: Không sao đâu chị Sầu, chị em mình giởn chơi với nhau thôi. Nếu Lan có buồn cũng chỉ buồn 1 chút rồi hết hà. Có nhiều khi nhằm lúc Lan đang bị mệt nên sẽ hơi quạu 1 chút, nói chuyện vô duyên hơn bình thường nên có gì chị Sầu và mọi người bỏ qua cho Lan nha. Cơm anh phai cho đúng lúc Lan đang đói và mệt nên ngon lắm luôn!
Đó là lý do anh phai không bỏ được VB vì mấy cô cưng có một phong cách đùa vui rất phóng khoáng .
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(2024-05-03, 09:30 PM)TTTT Wrote: Không sao đâu chị Sầu, chị em mình giởn chơi với nhau thôi. Nếu Lan có buồn cũng chỉ buồn 1 chút rồi hết hà. Có nhiều khi nhằm lúc Lan đang bị mệt nên sẽ hơi quạu 1 chút, nói chuyện vô duyên hơn bình thường nên có gì chị Sầu và mọi người bỏ qua cho Lan nha. Cơm anh phai cho đúng lúc Lan đang đói và mệt nên ngon lắm luôn!
Lan mong mọi người bỏ qua cho Lan, thì Lan cũng như vậy nhe.
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No matter what mood you're in,
what kind of day you had,
or where you are,
Smile!
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A true friend is like a penis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a vagina, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem.
⭕1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
⭕2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"!
⭕3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked.
⭕4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
⭕5. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
⭕6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!
⭕When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.
✅Now that I've educated. you, go ahead and share to educate someone else.🙏😃
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Ớn, hỏng dám share vì mình là thục nữ
Công nhận tác giả có trí tưởng tượng phong phú
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