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Happy Father/Mother's Day
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2019-06-14, 10:25 PM
Joe: What does your father do for a living?
Jon: He’s a magician. He performs tricks, like sawing people in half. Joe: Do you have any brothers or sisters? Jon: Yep, four half-sisters and a half-brother.
2019-06-14, 10:27 PM
Son: For $20, I’ll be good.
Dad: Oh, yeah? When I was your age, I was good for nothing. thằng con cần 20 đồng ... thì nó sẽ good ông già nói ... hồi tao ở tuổi mày , tao đâu có cần 20 đồng thì tao mới chịu good đâu (thằng này biết làm business ghế đó nha .... con hơn cha , nhà có phúc)
2019-06-14, 10:30 PM
Dan: I made a bad mistake today and gave my dad some soap flakes instead of corn flakes for breakfast.
Jan: Was he mad? Dan: Yup. He was foaming at the mouth!
2019-06-14, 10:41 PM
Man: How old is your father?
Child: As old as me. Man: How it is possible? Child: He became a father only when i was born.
2019-06-14, 10:42 PM
Dad: "Hey babe, you smell that?"
Mom: "No." Dad: "Me neither, start cooking." |
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