[SugarBabe]

Sunday này là Father's Day....ACE nào có chia sẽ gì về ngày lễ này thì xin post vô thread này !!


Happy Father's Day to all Dads & Grandpas  !!!! 

[quexua]

Mới đọc thấy cái Father's day note này ko hiểu nhưng cũng  xin chia sẻ ....


TO ALL those ...

Poolboys, Milkmen,  TV repairs guys, ...

You may not know it but ...

HAPPY  FATHER'S  DAY.

[caothang]

Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”

“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”

A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”
“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”

A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”
“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”

The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.
“I work for 7 Up!”

:full-moon-with-face4:

[Gracie]

[caothang]

Dad: Son, if you keep pulling my hair, you will have to get off my shoulders.

Tiger Cub: But, Dad, I’m just trying to get my gum back!

:full-moon-with-face4: Happy Father day !!!  :full-moon-with-face4:

[caothang]

Dear Dad,
$chool i$ great. I’m making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying hard. I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love, Your $on

Dear Son,
I kNOw astroNOmy, ecoNOmics and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love, Dad

[Mimo]

Dear Dad,
$chool i$ great. I’m making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying hard. I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love, Your $on

Dear Son,
I kNOw astroNOmy, ecoNOmics and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love, Dad

Để mm copy cái joke này send to cha con ông í

[tuyetvan]

Teacher (on phone): You say Michael has a cold and can't come to school today? To whom am I speaking?


Voice: This is my father

[tuyetvan]

“Dad, are bugs good to eat?” asked the boy.


“Let’s not talk about such things at the dinner table, son,” his father replied.

After dinner the father inquired, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?”

“Oh, nothing,” the boy said.  “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”

[tuyetvan]

Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached?


Science student: When my father sees my report card!

[SugarBabe]

Mới đọc thấy cái Father's day note này ko hiểu nhưng cũng  xin chia sẻ ....


TO ALL those ...

Poolboys, Milkmen,  TV repairs guys, ...

You may not know it but ...

HAPPY  FATHER'S  DAY.

Không  hiểu cũng dzám post 

[SugarBabe]

Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”

“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”

A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”
“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”

A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”
“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”

The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.
“I work for 7 Up!”

:full-moon-with-face4:

[tuyetvan]

Joe: What does your father do for a living?

Jon: He’s a magician. He performs tricks, like sawing people in half.

Joe: Do you have any brothers or sisters?

Jon: Yep, four half-sisters and a half-brother.

[Mimo]

[Mimo]

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