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#481
2024-07-22, 09:36 AM
Đàn ông thường cảm thấy hạnh phúc hơn vì họ sống rất đơn giản.

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY!!!
1. Make food;
2. Sleep with him;
3. Don't ask questions;
4. Leave him alone.

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HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:
1. Be Friends
2. Companion
3. Lover
4. Beautiful
5. Charming
6. Good in the kitchen
7. Atlético
8. Electrician
9. Plumber
10. Mechanic
11. Carpenter
12. Decorator
13. Stylist
15. Poet
16. Psychologist
17. Bug zapper
18. Psychiatrist
19. Good-natured
20. A good listener
21. Organizer
22. A good father
23. Smelly
24. Empathetic
25. Cult
26. Sensitive
27. Attentive
28. Seductive
29. Smart
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Hot
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Brave
40. Determined
41. True
42. Insurance
43. Check everything
44. Punching bag
45. Lonely without friends
DON'T FORGET TO:
46. Praise often
47. Give gifts
48. Be honest
49. Opening the car door
50. Not to stress her
51. Don't look at other women.
52. Lift the toilet lid.
53. Being a computer teacher.
54. Don't snore.
55. Do not dry your feet with a towel.
AND ALSO:
56. Never forget:
* her birthday
* dating anniversary
* the anniversary of the first kiss
* the anniversary of the first time they met
*her mother's birthday
* Valentine's Day and being faithful
THEY HATE...
1. Who responds
2. Who remains silent
3. You lie to them
4. Be sincere
5. Worries
6. Who doesn't care
7. Be jealous
8. Don't be jealous
BONUS:
And never forget, even if you are right, you are wrong.
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#482
2024-07-22, 12:57 PM
Đọc bài viết về đám ma mạng của Nguyễn Phú Trọng trên nguoi-viet.com

https://www.nguoi-viet.com/binh-luan/ngu...tren-mang/

Thấy nhắc tới Trấn Thành nên vào FB tìm thử thì đúng thật và bật cười vì những lời chia buồn của cư dân mạng với cậu ta.

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2024-07-23, 08:50 PM
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#484
2024-07-25, 07:15 PM
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Vấn thế gian, tình là chi...


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2024-07-27, 09:52 PM
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2024-07-30, 06:42 AM
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#487
2024-08-12, 08:18 PM
Chiều buồn ngồi một mình 
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#488
2024-08-12, 08:30 PM
Ngồi nhớ Sầu Tulip4

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2024-08-12, 09:39 PM
(2024-08-12, 08:30 PM)Ech Wrote: Ngồi nhớ Sầu Tulip4

Trời ơi Rolling-on-the-floor-laughing4
Vấn thế gian, tình là chi...


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2024-08-13, 08:16 AM
(2024-08-12, 09:39 PM)LýMạcSầu Wrote: Trời ơi  Rolling-on-the-floor-laughing4

Grinning-face-with-smiling-eyes4

Hôm qua vào Temu kiếm đồ trang trí bonsai thấy Ếch đang ngồi nặng trĩu niềm tâm sự tưởng Ếch nhớ ai, ai dè ... trời ơi Lol .

Có nhiều hình Ếch ngộ nghĩnh lắm.

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2024-08-13, 12:17 PM
(2024-08-13, 08:16 AM)phai Wrote: Grinning-face-with-smiling-eyes4

Hôm qua vào Temu kiếm đồ trang trí bonsai thấy Ếch đang ngồi nặng trĩu niềm tâm sự tưởng Ếch nhớ ai, ai dè ... trời ơi Lol .

Có nhiều hình Ếch ngộ nghĩnh lắm.

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Hoàng tử Ếch nổi tiếng ghê, đầy online, đủ kiểu  Rolling-on-the-floor-laughing4
Vấn thế gian, tình là chi...


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#492
2024-08-13, 12:51 PM
Chắc mua về hết mới được Heavy-black-heart4

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2024-08-14, 09:39 PM
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2024-08-16, 11:41 AM
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2024-09-08, 09:40 AM
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