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Quote:A fight almost broke out in my kitchen!
I was minding my own business making fruit salad and I heard a man yell (with a non-dairy Greek yogurt accent), "MAN-GO!" He was grabbing his daughter tightly and pointing for the mango to go away!
I asked what the problem was and he said, "MY daughter
cant-elope! Keep him AWAY!"
Over protective banana. It was good to free her from her own skin, but it was a slippery choice. Ugh
There are faces in all bananas. Did you know? ![[Image: 1f618.png]](https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t75/1/16/1f618.png)
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Quote:When my son was obsessed with pirates I made him this cake for his seventh birthday. I hired the worst pirate ever from a company. The young 'pirate' said he was 'just trying to put himself through school' right in front of my son and tripped on his 'boot' shoe coverings he wore over his sneakers. I wondered how he got hired.
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Quote:Truth Potato:
A house is not a home without a furry friend.
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Quote:May the 4th be with you!
(Made from parts of our dinner - avocado, onion, raisin, potato, melon 2019)
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Quote:My face when I'm in a dead sleep (after finally falling asleep) and my dog excitedly wakes me up for his sunrise walk.
-Sandra Marshall Art
(Potatoes, ginger, brussel sprouts, raisins)
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Quote:The story twist...
Amber heard of Johnny's dip-
It was a dill Depp dip indeed!
She took Depp's dip and ate it all
and he called her out for greed.
"That's not true! Your dip's not great. Look at you! you're whining!
I had it once, and never twice!
It's not suitable for dining!"
They fought the fight for dippin' Depp, confusing to the core!
"Next time make baba ghanouj,
Make Depp's dill dip no more!"
(said Sandra Marshall Art)
My husband is a lawyer. Sometimes I think my solutions are better than his. If only it was this easy
 What a mess. Not making fun of the situation. This was from 2019 and things have really changed. Just Awful.
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