Happy Father/Mother's Day
#46
Joe: What does your father do for a living?


Jon: He’s a magician. He performs tricks, like sawing people in half.

Joe: Do you have any brothers or sisters?

Jon: Yep, four half-sisters and a half-brother.
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#47
Son: For $20, I’ll be good.

Dad: Oh, yeah?  When I was your age, I was good for nothing.




thằng con cần 20 đồng ... thì nó sẽ good

ông già nói ... hồi tao ở tuổi mày , tao đâu có cần 20 đồng thì tao mới chịu good đâu

(thằng này biết làm business ghế đó nha .... con hơn cha , nhà có phúc)
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#48
Dan: I made a bad mistake today and gave my dad some soap flakes instead of corn flakes for breakfast.


Jan: Was he mad?

Dan: Yup. He was foaming at the mouth!
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#49
Man: How old is your father? 

Child: As old as me. 

Man: How it is possible? 

Child: He became a father only when i was born. 
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#50
Dad: "Hey babe, you smell that?" 

Mom: "No." 

Dad: "Me neither, start cooking." 
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